Of course, girls need their coffee too…
The girl on the left really did look like some kind of bizarre living update of an Egyptian wall painting — all dramatic angles (and, let’s just say it — a great bag). She seemed sort of miserable, perhaps because her cappuccino took six hours to make. The one on the right was her polar opposite: low maintenance and suspiciously happy. Based on mood assessment and taking into consideration the latest polling data, I’ll put Ms. Red Bag in the conservative camp; Lil’ Miss Sunshine with the Dems.
Thus concludes this rip-roaring week of Dudes in Line. Check back tomorrow for the next installment of Turning of the Worm: The Book of Bones and an announcement about the next Thing of the Week!


I need more dudes in line. please don’t conclude this series. it’s genius. i feel like you’re just getting your groove on with this. These people are insane freaks and they’re amazing.
oh, they’ll be back soon, have no fear.