So, uh, hey, I’m running the Boston Marathon in three short days [renewed wave o' panic]. How does it feel to be three short days away from “The Biggest Marathon Ever©!!11!1″? Why, it feels a little something like this:
And just to be safe, I would add “What if I’m hot?”and “What if I’m cold?” And this is approximately what I’ll be wearing on Monday, but I’m sure any onlookers will spot me easily among the 20,000 other runners. Ha, ha. Gulp.

Holy Name Fun Run?!?!?!?!
YES! I ran it when I was eight or nine. I’m bustin’ the shirt out of retirement.
Go Molly go! ::cheers wildly::
Yeah, what IF you poop?
If I poop I’ll blame you, CM.
@Kate– Thank you!!
You forgot the third option, that you’d be hot AND cold at the same time.
I know — and look what happened. I was simultaneously hot and cold.