Faces of Commie Country II [day 4]

Or, More Dudes in Line/Pretending to Work.

The reason he has only one arm is because he could totally tell I was drawing him and I had to abandon ship before things got ugly.

See you Monday for a new Thing of the Week…and a new one-page comic!

Faces of Commie Country II [day 3]

Or, More Dudes in Line/Pretending to Work.

Hair + Parka = Person.  I think.

Bad news, fans:  No post tomorrow!  I’ll be Turkey Trotting and Thanksgivinginging with the fam.  Back on Friday!

Faces of Commie Country II [day 2]

Or, More Dudes in Line/Pretending to Work.

Here are some random faces.

First, straight from central casting, Senator Newscaster McDistinguished.

I mean, am I right or am I right? (Answer:  I am right)

Here’s a woman who was wearing an afghan.  Not a native of Afghanistan, or an Afghan dog (did I make that up?  That’s a breed, right?), but a giant blanket.  I think she was trying to pass it off as a shawl.  She can’t fool me!

And finally, the Manic Pixie Dream Girl barista.

Subtext:  “Let’s run away and be zany together!!!!!”

Thing of the Week: Faces of Commie Country II [day 1]

Or, More Dudes in Line/Pretending to Work.

Ah, another week, another bunch of fools (and yours truly) waiting for their artisanal espresso bevvies and/or “telecommuting”.

Here’s a boring chick. 

I fell asleep while drawing this.

Dudes in Line, Day Four: She-Dudes

Of course, girls need their coffee too…

The girl on the left really did look like some kind of bizarre living update of an Egyptian wall painting — all dramatic angles (and, let’s just say it — a great bag).  She seemed sort of miserable, perhaps because her cappuccino took six hours to make.  The one on the right was her polar opposite:  low maintenance and suspiciously happy.   Based on mood assessment and taking into consideration the latest polling data, I’ll put Ms. Red Bag in the conservative camp; Lil’ Miss Sunshine with the Dems.

Thus concludes this rip-roaring week of Dudes in Line.  Check back tomorrow for the next installment of Turning of the Worm:  The Book of Bones and an announcement about the next Thing of the Week!