A tribute to my favorite Cub, the nervous-breakdowniest second baseman ever to steal a pennant. (Er…was that a sentence?)
…at least, you’d better when this guy’s around. The back says:
“THE CRAB”
Bane of umpires; Merkle tormentor. 1883-1947
And you can buy it here until I get a cease-and-desist from his estate.
Tomorrow: The Fantastic Mr. Pipp.




