Why? Because weather-appropriate attire is really ****ing important, that’s why.
11 May, 2009
7 May, 2009
What Not To Say At A Wine Tasting
Allow me to explain: Another person at the tasting asked why a wine, which had been described in advance as “very sweet”, came in a blue bottle. The taster-lady (vintner? pourer?) explained that this was traditional for German-style sweet wines. Hilariously (I thought), I invoked the name of Blue Nun, which I know only as a really bad, really sweet German wine that comes in a blue bottle. That didn’t go over so well. Oh, the non-hilarity!
Full disclosure: I’ve never had it and know it only as Alan Partridge’s wine of choice. He’s the guy on the right, below:
15 April, 2009
Yoga Primer: Down Dog [day 3]
Haw, haw… get it? ‘Cause it’s a dog…and..it’s called “Down Dog”? Oh, I am so clever. Zzz.
14 April, 2009
Yoga Primer: Wheel [day 2]
I actually thought this pose was called “bridge.” Can you tell?
Alternate name: “Ow, my shoulders.”
13 April, 2009
Thing of the Week: Yoga Primer [day 1]
Do not attempt these poses at home. They’re only for the very advanced yogini.
Ladies and germs, I present… Tree Pose.
