Ho, Ho, Ho! [Merry Crimbo]

Season’s Bleatings!  More reindeer tomorrow.

Caw! [Onomatopoeia]

I don’t think any further explanation is needed.

White Noise [The Reading Room]

Here’s a completely half-assed version of Don DeLillo’s White Noise, submitted for your approval.  Enjoy!

Please note:  this will not give you the slightest idea what the novel is about.

Hmm…No Thanks! [Sketchy]

Surly McScrapperson [Farm Dramz]

Yeah, I know it looks like she’s wearing Uggs.  Sorry, world.

Also, did you know chickens are in?  The New Yorker says so, so it must be true.  As usual I’m ahead of the trend (by, like, a day).