I practice yoga to keep my self-satisfaction muscles limber…don’t you?
Haw, haw… get it? ‘Cause it’s a dog…and..it’s called “Down Dog”? Oh, I am so clever. Zzz.
I actually thought this pose was called “bridge.” Can you tell?
Alternate name: “Ow, my shoulders.”
Do not attempt these poses at home. They’re only for the very advanced yogini.
Ladies and germs, I present… Tree Pose.