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Fresh-Baked Wednesday: “Marathon, Illustrated”

Curious about what it’s like to run a marathon?  Well, you’re in luck:.  (That is, if you are a cartoon version of me.  The real thing was pretty much the same except with sweaty handfuls of SportBeans.)

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Awkward Moments: This Never Happened [day 4]

Get out the brain bleach!  It’s that Awkward Moments Classic for the ages:  Walking in on two people doing something they’re not supposed to be doing. Bonus awkward points if they’re your colleagues.

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February 6: Everything In The Same Place

Left my page at work.  It’s been that kind of day.  When I got home, luckily, I found new inspiration in the aftermath of an exploded pipe (?) which led building maintenance to stack the contents of our apartment on … Continue reading

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January 25: Talking Points

But then it got even better, because he charged me for the Grande, anyway.  These poor drones are trained to the point of lobotomization.  They can’t do their actual jobs, they’re so pumped full of other shit to remember.  Unless … Continue reading

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January 9: Raiders of the Lost Suck

Not to get all autobiographical on you all, but yesterday I received a long-awaited and very exciting package — a bunch of copies of my new book to sell at an upcoming event, hooray!  Except, see, it wasn’t my book at all, but … Continue reading

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