(that’s supposed to be George Washington, btw)
I voted today, and the weather was so shiteous that my precious “I Voted in Arlington County!!!” sticker (which I’m convinced the precincts give out as a stand-in for a ‘Why I’m Late For Work” note) blew away while I was trying to affix it to my jacket. Because I was — you guessed it — totally late for work.
God bless America, and stuff.