Or, How To Get Your Kids Taken Away From You Next Halloween.
And now, the one you’ve all been waiting for:
Parents, feel free to steal my idea. You’re welcome!
Tune in tomorrow when your long nightmare of horrifying babies will be a distant memory, and you can enjoy a new installment of the Turd– ‘scuse me, Turning of the Worm: The Book of Bones and an announcement about the next Thing of the Week!