Or, More Dudes in Line/Pretending to Work.
Here are some random faces.
First, straight from central casting, Senator Newscaster McDistinguished.
I mean, am I right or am I right? (Answer: I am right)
Here’s a woman who was wearing an afghan. Not a native of Afghanistan, or an Afghan dog (did I make that up? That’s a breed, right?), but a giant blanket. I think she was trying to pass it off as a shawl. She can’t fool me!
And finally, the Manic Pixie Dream Girl barista.
Subtext: “Let’s run away and be zany together!!!!!”