¡Próspero Año Nuevo! You didn’t know I spoke Spanish, didja? Forgot to tell you I wasn’t posting yesterday, on account of the solemn celebration of the New Year– which for me involved the Holy Trinity of spin class, gorging on black-eyed peas, and 900 episodes of Tony Bourdain’s “No Reservations”.
On to the “Ahht”. Oh, look, an apple. How nice.
Then I grew tired of the whole concept and this happened:
Monday brings an all-new Thing of the Week! Come on back then. Bring your friends. Yeah, my folks are out of town, it’s cool.