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Are we alone in the universe? Is there life after death? Is time travel within one’s own lifetime possible if you aren’t Sam Beckett from “Quantum Leap”?
And, perhaps most profoundly of all:
This clearly calls for a poll.
Edited to add: THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN! PigDog/DogPig/HotDiggityPig has been officially deemed a freakish crossbreed, as at “press time” a whopping 56% of you chose “Other” when asked to explain its provenance.