So, uh, hey, I’m running the Boston Marathon in three short days [renewed wave o’ panic]. How does it feel to be three short days away from “The Biggest Marathon Ever©!!11!1”? Why, it feels a little something like this:
And just to be safe, I would add “What if I’m hot?”and “What if I’m cold?” And this is approximately what I’ll be wearing on Monday, but I’m sure any onlookers will spot me easily among the 20,000 other runners. Ha, ha. Gulp.