Your mileage, of course, may vary.
Feel free to share your “favorites” in the comments for the next few days.
Filed under Comics
Tagged as pickup lines of the damned
Saturday at Brighton Beach:
Dude: “YOU FROM BOSTON?”
Dude: “YOU SO FRIENDLY.”
(The first words he spoke to my friend Veronica and I after creepily eavesdropping on us for 10 minutes.)
Better: You look just like my mom . . . except you probably charge less.
Amy: I love it. Because Bostonians are notoriously friendly (dripping w/ sarcasm). Or perhaps “You From Boston” was being facetious.
Lolz @ Carlton. How’s that one work out for you?
at Forest Hills last winter sometime:
“You girls look like Charlie’s Angels!”
Ugh. Those Forest Hills dudes really got game.
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