“Oh, hey. It’s just me, the dinosaur-formerly-known-as-Triceratops…
…I’ll just be fading from history now. Naw, it’s cool…don’t get up…”
To be frank, Triceratops was never a favorite of mine. I mean, it was okay …. but if anyone were to tell me that the Stegosaurus was a figment of some paleontologist’s imagination, well, let’s just say if you needed me, I’d be on a “oh my god my childhood was a lie” Bender To Remember. Also, scientists, stay away from Schroeder from Peanuts, the Strawberry Shortcake gang, and the 1985-88 Boston Red Sox. Because I don’t think I could survive more than one of those.
And on that note, have a glorious weekend.