I’m coming out, y’all. (Just keep scrolling down, it’s a longish one.)
If I had legions of fans [note: will never happen] I would command a crowdsourced silkscreened “DUH.” t-shirt to appear in my mailbox. Then they would all wear replicas to pledge their allegiance. I think I’m going to draw myself in it from now on.
Have a thoe-riffic weekend!