Forced Toast [General Idiocy]

“Hey, man, check out my band.  We’re called ‘Forced Toast’.  Pretty sweet, huh?”

A “forced toast” is when someone clinks your drink against your will, e.g.: *CLINK!*  “Hey! I didn’t agree to the parameters of this toast!”

Although upon further (useless) thought, no bread becomes toast of its own volition.  That I know of.

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3 responses to “Forced Toast [General Idiocy]

  1. carlton

    “Here’s to Hitler!” CLINK
    “Here’s to institutional pederasty!” CLINK
    “Here’s to Robin Williams’ new movie!” CLINK

  2. amy

    this needs to be a t-shirt.

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