We have a guest scribe today, the one-and-only Carlton King.
Direct all complaints to him in the comments below. Don’t be shy!
And now, without further ado… the POLL RESULTS! A whopping 78% of you (approx. 150,000 people ’cause my blog is so-o-o popular [lie]) consider yourselves more like Owl than Frog. It should be noted that there was a single vote in the comments representing the Frowls among us. There you have it. Thanks for voting!