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Unicorns: The Ugly Truth [Late Breaking “News”]

BREAKING NEWS!  Meet the world’s first (?? zzz who cares..)  ill-tempered unicorn, Frank.

By way of contrast, here is your “standard-issue” unicorn.  Its name, naturally, is Sparkles.

“SPARKLES WUVS YOU!”

-Sparkles the Unicorn, 2o1o

(Shudder. Gee, can you guess which unicorn I prefer?)

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The View From My Window [Sprang]

Okaaay…not really.

Faithful readers please note:  I’ll be changing up Hooray For Mollywood‘s look (I know.. AT LAST!) in the upcoming days, so if it looks wonky at any point, well, there’s a reason.

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Octo-Stump [The Long Run: Day Four]

Friends, I’m going to let you in on a little secret.  In my experience, after eighteen miles of running, no matter how many Gu’s/SportBeanz you’ve housed, things tend to get a little dicey.  As in — how shall I put this — hallucinatory.  Thinking back, this could probably be explained by dehydration.  True factoid: .0001% of D.C.’s water fountains work.  At least the ones on my running routes.   And yet, do I a) bring water or b) vary my route?  Ha, ha — hell, no!  But I digress.  Around mile eighteen I glanced at the edge of the trail and saw an octopus, y’all!  See??

Orrr…maybe just a stump.  It sorta looks like an octopus, right?  Sigh.

Who needs psychotropics, right?  High five!

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Scenes From An Election [Democracy Hangover]

Working at the polls is all kinds of fun, if you like 15-hour workdays.  I kid, I kid.  I served as an election officer for the second time this past Tuesday.  Here’s a quick taste of the action I doodled up for you today:

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I Am The (Extremely Smug) Walrus [Koo Koo Ka Choo]

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“So there,” he says.

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